Fun Facts about Jack
- He hasn't worn an overcoat since February 1985.
- He and Conan the Barbarian use the same hair stylist.
- Even though he's spent most of his life in the suburbs, he's
never had a driver's license not because of health or
vision problems, but because he perversely chooses to opt out of
one of the ugliest features of modern life.
- He finds few sensations yuckier than a wet Band-Aid.
- He's been playing guitar since 1983, though it's a matter of
dispute whether he's gotten any better since then.