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377 S. Harrison Street, 12D
East Orange, NJ 07018

Phone: 973-395-1068 h


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Louie & Ernest Clay-Crew
Married February 2, 1974


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[LS] cyber tale

When Bell invented the telephone, someone asked him what he might do with
it.  "Call ahead to tell someone your telegram is on the way," he replied,
no tongue in cheek.

Mark Twain used one of the earliest "computers" but tried to hide the fact
lest some think that he let the typewriter do his thinking for him.

I bought my first computer in January 1983, an Osborne.  It was a portable.,
weighed 24 pounds (or was it 26?) , and when closed, it looked like a sewing
machine case.  It cost $2,000. I sold great-grandmother's calendar clock
(always with a snuff can on it) to pay for it.    It had a tiny screen and
only 64K of ram.  When I taught in Beijing (83-84), customs tried to prevent
my bringing it in saying it was a 'spy machine.' Fortunately they accepted
my explanation, "No, it's a Hollywood typewriter."

BC (Before the Computer), whenever someone showed up at the door asking for
me, Ernest would say, "Just a minute.  He's working in the study."  After
the computer, he said, "Just a minute.  He's in the study playing with the
computer."   At first I was annoyed until my mini-epiphany:  what magic to
transform work into play.    I had not had the machine more than a month
when Ernest said quite presciently said, "This machine is going to change
your life."

For several years now Ernest has used a computer far more than I do.  Three
Christmases back he gave me an iPod, which currently stores 16 books in
queue.  Hidden in the closet is my Christmas gift for him, a Kindle. Today I
will install a Roku XD, which will reduce our Netflix monthly bill from
$19.99 to $7.99 and allow all our choices to play on our TV.

Do not misunderstand me.  I am an  authentic Episcopalian and treasure  old
ways of doing things like the best of them.  I have plenty of old books in
which to press flowers, and I love them, as I love Mother's Victorian dining
room set.  My favorite machine ever was my old IBM Selectrix typewriter.
After my first computer, I kept the Selectrix for several years using it
only to address envelopes.

When I chaired Rutgers University senate (97-99), a dean complained to me
that he had not received a copy of the document we were discussing.

"But we sent it to you by email," I said.

"I don't read email," he replied.

"Rutgers has spent thousands of dollars so that we can communicate
electronically," I explained.  "If you prefer to ride to work on your horse,
that is entirely your right, but do not expect Rutgers to provide either a
groom or a hitching post.  You might ask your secretary to read your email."

He did.


Louie Crew, 377 S. Harrison St., 12D, East Orange, NJ 07018. 973-395-1068